It's Not That I Stink At Blogging...

it's that I'm longer skilled at multi-tasking. Things have been oh-so-hectic here. And I don't mean to say "my life is so much busier than your life." I mean to say "I'm not handling it as well as you are." I will be back to blogging full-time soon, but in the mean time I thought I'd update you on my life in list form:

• We got our stuff back from the book keeper/fugitive. It was a long hard process and it just about drove us nuts. I don't think any long term harm was done. I'd like to think that she was a person trying to turn over a new leaf, but a brisk wind came along and turned the leaf back to its original position. We are now looking for a legitimate company to take over the financial aspect of the business. Keep your fingers crossed. Also, you like my analogy? Too stretched? Yea, probably.
• Thing are plugging along. I won't believe it's going to happen until it happens, so I'm trying to remain mum on the subject so that I won't be too depressed if it gets yanked away from us. As soon as things are more positive, I will let y'all know. Promise.
• That being said, we did give our notice of intent to move to our apartment complex. They are at 96% occupancy right now. So there's a good chance if we lose the house, we'll also lose the apartment. Fun, right?
• Our older dog Riley decided to add a touch of her own decorating to our current home the other morning around 3:15 a.m. Her idea of decorating apparently consists of spray painting from a rear orifice if you get my drift. It was NOT pretty. Especially since I cleaned up the whole place, crawled back into bed, and then realized I could still smell it everywhere. Guess what? I hadn't checked her fur. Rookie mistake really. I got about three hours of sleep that night.
• My mom just called me from her bridge game to ask me what the name of the animal was that freaked Manbug out when he visited NJ. I knew exactly what she was talking about, but received protests from my male counterpart when I recalled the story of how he screamed like a girl when two fighting chipmunks crossed over his path. (Really, he had a valid point - those suckers are ALL OVER my mom's condo complex).
• Also, I think my mom and her friends have started drinking at their bi-weekly bridge games (does that mean twice a week? Because that's what I meant. I can never get those words straight).
• I'm a little amazed that there is a chance that we could be moving in less than 25 days.
• Of course, there's always the possibility that we could be homeless in 25 days.
• Anyone in Austin have some free guest space?
• I promise I won't bring Riley. :)
• Someone called my husband "low class" today for two of the dumbest reasons and I'm still laughing about it. He's still mumbling "d-bag" under his breath every five minutes, but really - it's funny. Because the commentor turned out to be more low-class than anyone I've ever met.
• I got to meet some AMAZING women last week at a little happy hour. We had a lovely time and chatted for hours. I can honestly say they are all as funny in person as they are on their blogs!